quotes from the street

daughter: “dad, you’re like one of those saddos who thinks he can still club – you probably think everyone’s admiring your good moves but they’re all just staring at your receding hairline!”

mum from the background: “laurie, we looked verrrry trendy!”

daughter: “mum! you wore leggings from tesco under a DvF dress – ahhh, i need a cigarette”

overheard: Gloucestershire, UK

context: 17 year old to her father as he recounted their partying in marbella spain the night before