“no, because you haf to burn zee fat, ok? you have haf to burn zee fat first, then vee work on zee toning – first vee must get rid of all zee fat, ok?!”
overheard: Virgin Active Chelsea, London
context: a trainer to her rather plump client at a slightly mortifying volume
Entries Tagged as 'bits and bobs'
did you have to say that so loud?
July 28th, 2010 · No Comments
Tags: bits and bobs · favourites
prince charming
July 9th, 2010 · No Comments
“don’t worry about process, let’s just focus on alcohol”
overheard: on the Fulham rd., London, UK
context: two 20 somethings on what i suspect to be a first and last date
Tags: bits and bobs · favourites · modern romance
shit my Dad says …
June 14th, 2010 · No Comments
father: “i don’t come here as an act of charity, i come here for food and drink”
daughter: “dad, you’re embarrassing me, don’t be rude to the server!”
father: “i’ll have you know i’m impeccably polite to service people, i just dislike incompetence”
overheard: Sliemma, Malta
context: father’s response to daughter after being reprimanded for shouting at the server
Tags: bits and bobs
right, of course
May 13th, 2010 · No Comments
“oh i know, but anyways, it’s so middle class to have neighbors, I certainly don’t intend on having them forever”
overheard: Chelsea, London
context: a banker’s response to his friend’s story of being harassed by the man across the street
Tags: bits and bobs
popular history
February 25th, 2010 · No Comments
guy #1: “in the Britney/Christina whore-off, the Dirrty video was like Hiroshima”
guy#2: “so does that make Nagasaki the ‘Oooops i did it again’ of international conflict?”
overheard: Cambridge University, England
context: two gay guys walking through Newnham College (an all-girls college), wishing they lived there
Tags: bits and bobs · life in england
watching the english
February 1st, 2010 · No Comments
“it’s because they don’t use cynicism as a tool for power – which is something the english do so well”
overheard: train from southampton to london
context: an english girl describing what she loves about Americans
Tags: bits and bobs
open your eyes dear
January 26th, 2010 · No Comments
“ya, um, sorry – it’s just that i totally don’t believe in the whole ’save the environment’ thing”
overheard: London, UK
context: an office manager to staff in regards to printing less paper
Tags: bits and bobs
i don’t envy you
January 21st, 2010 · No Comments
“i’ll learn to speak chinese before i learn to speak woman”
overheard: The Wellington, London
context: one twenty something guy to a girl
Tags: bits and bobs
yet another very good question
January 19th, 2010 · No Comments
five year old: “daaaaad….”
father: “yes choppy?”
five year old: “you know when you’re head grows, does your brain get bigger by magic?”
overheard: Rickmansworth, London
context: five year old to his father
Tags: bits and bobs
you are so right!
January 7th, 2010 · 1 Comment
“you must be very careful when you cuddle an octopus, or it might keep you”
location: Rickmansworth, London
context: a five year old’s insight whilst watching a wildlife programme on the BBC
Tags: bits and bobs
historical friction
January 4th, 2010 · 2 Comments
“if he´s english, he´s a fucking pirate – he may think i forgot what HE did to MY boat in the 18th century, but i didn´t!”
overheard: Madrid, Spain
context: a spanish guy discussing his feelings toward the english
Tags: bits and bobs
more importantly
December 10th, 2009 · 1 Comment
girl: “do u think there is life on other planets?”
guy: “probably”
girl: “do u think they have shops?”
overheard: Oxford Circus, London
context: a couple walking and talking whilst doing their christmas shopping
Tags: bits and bobs
i think we all know what else it could be
December 7th, 2009 · No Comments
“i’m eating beef-flavored chicken that tastes like pork. chinese food is a mystery to me”
Location: Needham, Massachusetts
Context: one friend to the other at a chinese restaurant
Tags: bits and bobs
get me back to SW
November 30th, 2009 · No Comments
“i’m not a chav, get me out of here!”
overheard: Kanaloa, London, UK
context: two bankers exclaimed with urgency upon arriving at a club and realising it wasn’t quite their scene
Tags: bits and bobs
it’s complicated …
November 24th, 2009 · No Comments
“it aint official til its on facebook”
overherad: Toronto, Canada
context: one guy declared to a group of his twenty something friends whilst gossiping about a new couple
Tags: bits and bobs
whatever
November 20th, 2009 · 1 Comment
“just because i’ve had his balls in my mouth doesn’t mean i know how to spell his name!”
overheard: Geneva, Switzerland
context: girl to her friend when asked to spell a guy’s name for an invitation to a party
Tags: bits and bobs
what does that mean?!
November 19th, 2009 · No Comments
elderly lady #1: ”god, it’s not great this weather, is it?”
elderly lady #2: “well, it’s better than nothing”
overheard: Hull, UK
context: two elderly women on the bus
Tags: bits and bobs
easy there debbie downer …
November 17th, 2009 · No Comments
“cheers, to broken hopes i guess … oh, here, i bought you some posh chocolate by the way”
overheard: Shepard’s Market, London
context: a guy on a first date after divulging a little too much info re: how his father had gambled away his family’s money
Tags: bits and bobs
those who don’t have … discuss
November 13th, 2009 · No Comments
“ramavich, or whatever he’s called – now he has a liner that’s to die for!”
overheard: Holland Park, London
context: a posh elderly couple discussing roman abramovich’s yacht in the park
Tags: bits and bobs · gossip
oh dear
November 10th, 2009 · 1 Comment
“i hate my heart – i’m switching it off and going back to the darkside”
overheard: London, UK
context: a girl to her friend on the tube
Tags: bits and bobs